Cesc (HQ) ♥
Sarah: That’s funny.
Chuck: Well, I’m a funny guy.
Sarah: Clearly…which is good, ‘cause I am not funny.
Chuck: Is that your big secret, by the way? ‘Cause I’m sitting here, trying to figure out what’s wrong with you—
Sarah: Oh, plenty. Believe me.
Chuck: And I was thinking, maybe she’s a cannibal or she’s really not that funny. And I was pulling for cannibal ‘cause I never met one before.
Sarah: Uh, not a cannibal. But I just did come out of a long relationship so I may come with baggage.
Chuck: Well, I could be your very own baggage handler.
Sarah: I like you, Chuck.
Chuck: Hi. Hi. Um, phone trouble again?
Sarah: Uh, yeah. I’m not sure I’m able to receive calls…’cause I never got one from you. (1x01)
CHUCK: I was going to propose to her, Casey
CASEY: You know, I proposed once. To Kathleen. We had plans to go to Niagara Falls. I was about to ship out. But we were young, and I was stupid, and things got screwed up, so I ended up proposing in a Buffalo bus station. Not exactly the most romantic spot in the world. But I’ll always have that day. I’ll always have that look on her face. You know, the truth is, there’s no such thing as a perfect moment or perfect spot. So…forget about the balcony, Bartowski. All you need is the girl.
Sarah: Give me a kiss.
Chuck: I’m sorry, what?
Sarah: We’ve been on three dates. We have to sell it. (Chuck looks around, uncomfortable, and kisses Sarah on the cheek.) That’s it?
Chuck: I’m not really good with PDA.
Sarah: Hm. Well, let’s go somewhere a little private.
Chuck vs The Tango (1x03)
Chuck: Oh and, uh, just so you know, um, tonight was probably the best only second date I’ve been on in years. (1x02)
Chuck: You stole my ID?
Casey: I borrowed it to reactivate it. Sorry I couldn’t wipe the idiot grin off your face with photoshop.
Chuck vs The Alma Mater (1x07)
Chuck: What? You give me crap about lighting some candles and you come in wearing that?
Sarah: What, this? This is part of my cover.
Chuck: Well it doesn’t cover a thing.
Sarah: What if Ellie or Awesome were to walk in? This is exactly what a girlfriend would wear to seduce her boyfriend. I’m just being professional.
Chuck: Yeah, the world’s oldest profession.
Chuck vs The Truth (1x08)
Sarah: Hi Chuck. I’m sorry.
Chuck: Oh..well that’s an excellent apology. I’m very sorry too.
Sarah: Well why don’t you relax? And just think of the two of us going away together.
Sarah: Now just imagine instead of me wearing a wedding dress in LA with all the family, picture me wearing this just for you. Anywhere you want. Sounds like fun?
Sarah: Chuck..elope with me.
Chuck: Yeah..no. Wait, no. No, no, no! What are you doing? I can’t believe you are doing this!
Chuck: You are using Roan’s method, you are trying to seduce me!
Sarah: Why are you wearing that outfit?
Chuck: I’m trying to seduce you too, just not clearly as well!
Chuck vs The Seduction Impossible (4x14)